Posts Tagged 'unicorns'

Emerging from the Portal (2 Pemas & a Unicorn named Keith Maniac)

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Listen for a Whispered Voice Within your Mind

This stunning waveform depicts a unicorn's ethereal intonations fading into oblivion.

This stunning waveform depicts a unicorn's ethereal intonations fading into oblivion.

From Chapter 5 of A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound by Craig Conley (thanks, Score Bunny!):

Mental whispers may seem:

  • like an attempt to whistle
  • ever so brief
  • confidential
  • delicate as thistledown
  • familiar
  • like a falling feather
  • encouraging
  • like rain on leaves
  • faint
  • like a soft blowing
  • heavenly
  • like a steaming teapot
  • peaceful
  • like a sleepy sigh
  • lulling
  • gentle
  • soothing
  • like a voice from the grave
  • enchanted
  • husky
  • like a rustling wheatfield
  • hollow
  • like something from ancient times
  • like rough cloth brushing along a dusty surface
  • caressing
  • like bubble bath
  • like the wailing of some lost soul
  • like an ancient, common tongue calling one back to a communion once shared long ago

“My unicorn can whisper strange things when I want him to, and sometimes when I don’t.”
—Larry Niven,
More Magic (1984)