Archive for January, 2009



Listen for a Whispered Voice Within your Mind

This stunning waveform depicts a unicorn's ethereal intonations fading into oblivion.

This stunning waveform depicts a unicorn's ethereal intonations fading into oblivion.

From Chapter 5 of A Field Guide to Identifying Unicorns by Sound by Craig Conley (thanks, Score Bunny!):

Mental whispers may seem:

  • like an attempt to whistle
  • ever so brief
  • confidential
  • delicate as thistledown
  • familiar
  • like a falling feather
  • encouraging
  • like rain on leaves
  • faint
  • like a soft blowing
  • heavenly
  • like a steaming teapot
  • peaceful
  • like a sleepy sigh
  • lulling
  • gentle
  • soothing
  • like a voice from the grave
  • enchanted
  • husky
  • like a rustling wheatfield
  • hollow
  • like something from ancient times
  • like rough cloth brushing along a dusty surface
  • caressing
  • like bubble bath
  • like the wailing of some lost soul
  • like an ancient, common tongue calling one back to a communion once shared long ago

“My unicorn can whisper strange things when I want him to, and sometimes when I don’t.”
—Larry Niven,
More Magic (1984)

Self Portrait (as a Unicorn)

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Spock Crying.

The Vodka Trilogy

More Dresses on Etsy

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I’m slowly but surely listing more stuff on Etsy. The dress above is from a shopping trip in Tulsa, home of the best thrift stores in the NATION. My mom is being awesome and sewing up a few holes in some of my older dresses- look for those next. I’m still putting banners up too, but it’s funny because I’m suddenly more interested in the PICTURES of the banners than I am in the banners themselves. I have one huge one that Joy tried to help me hang over the hammock to photograph this weekend, but it was way too windy. Next I have some ideas for some very very tiny ones…

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Rendered Meaningless

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