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Dear Mandy,

A man and an ostrich walked into a bar. The man said, “Bartender, give
me a Manhattan, make it a double!” The ostrich said, “I’ll have the
same!” The bartender said, “That will be $16.95.” The man reached into
his pocket and pulled out the exact change and put it on the bar.

This happened several nights in a row. The man ordering a drink, “Give
me a Cosmopolitan, in a tall glass, extra ice,” the ostrich saying, “I’ll
have the same!” and the exact change.

Finally the bartender had to ask.
“You come in here every night and order something different and you
always seem to have the exact change to pay for it. What’s the story
with that?”

The man said, “Years ago I found a lamp and I rubbed it and a genie
appeared and offered to give me three wishes. My first wish was to have
all the money I needed. The genie said my pocket would never be empty.
My next wish was to always have exact change for whatever I wanted to
buy. Again, the genie said I would always have exactly what was needed.

My third wish was for a tall chick with long legs who would always agree
with anything I said.

Joyce